Misconstrued Plaquitudes: I took clever wall decorations, blacked out letters and words, maybe even changed some letters, to make them more true. Then I painted an unrelated picture to take you even further in. After my changes,  the message is better. The caption below each picture was its original cleverness.

I may not be perfect but parts of me are awesome.

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

My wish for you is that this life becomes all that you want it to. Your dreams stay big and your worries, etc., etc.

Hello Fall

Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them but know they're always there.

Good friends are like wine. They're great now and they only get better with time.

I had my patience tested. I'm negative.

Be bold. Be true. Be kind. Be you.

The best wines are the ones we drink with friends.

Well behaved children welcome. All others baked into pies.

Dance like no one is watching. Love like you'll never be hurt.

Be patient. Our prayers are always answered. but not always on the exact time we would like them to be.

Eat, drink and be married.

The words on this one weren't changed, but it was obvious this was an anti-Halloween statement. So, I wove a big ass turquoise skull with gold teeth right into the phony baloney.

I can't stop drinking about you.

I'm outdoorsy. I like getting drunk on patios.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.